The Fine Art of a Fat Ass

Isn’t she gorgeous? I have a B.F.A. in Fine Art and I can say that I have studied many a fine fat ass in art school, but none as fine and divine as this.  When did we forget to worship this fleshy, often hidden portion of ourselves?

 

Embracing Your Big Fat Ass is coming out just in time to make some waves and break some wind – and to scare the media with the word “ass”.

What is wrong with the word ass? Why is some of the radio and TV stations we are talking to have such a hard time of it? I thought this was the land of the free and the home of the brave, not the land of the petty and the home of the hypocrite. It appears our book is not only about women acepting their body type, but it’s also about the issue of censorship in America. What’s the deal, we can watch crime shows at night like CSI, where killers turn human flesh into lampshades, and people are swapping wives in the burbs, but you can’t say ass on daytime TV???? Would middle America wish to re-dress this statue? Apparently, I hope to piss off alot of people with this book, I want to shake people up.

I use to cuss onstage doing stand-up. So what? I don’t walk around cussing in day to day life, and our book isn’t riddled with foul language, but it seems Janette and I are about to embark on a press junket loaded with little media cops and frantic, religious activists. Oh, well.

And what about David Cook winning American Idol? Nothing. I just love him. He has nothing to do with the rest of this stuff I’m writing. I just wanted to let everyone know that I am still thrilled he won. Yeah for a Kansas City boy, my home town. Now we have the Rock Chalk Jayhawks and David Cook all in one year. Now me. Cool.

One Response

  1. I totaly agree to your opinion.

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